I don’t want it
I don’t want it
even People magazine made Shrek jokes
I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr
puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha
Benedict Cumberbatch made it on that list and Laverne Cox didn’t and I’m about to live up to my url really soon
Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?
Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.
Imagine forcing a cat in there with you
there are two types of people
What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death
three. three types of people
you could preserve a dead body
Correction, four types.
Imagine if the Zombie Apocalypse started and you were just like this Human Hamster Wheel, mowing them down left and right as they pawed at the cylindrical surface… not comprehending why they could see you, but not reach your warm, delicious flesh.
burnie went from this (dec 2010)
to this (summer 2011)
and then this (rtx 2012) [source]
and then holy shit this (rtx 2013) [source]
AND THEN THE ZOMBIE VINE (feb 2014)
fucking hell burnie please stop getting hotter
I have no idea who this is, but by the looks of things he just went from one zombie apocalypse to another
All of the kids are canonically white
literally shut up and never talk again lmao
GUYS NO STOP WOAH WOAH
THEY HAVE HOVER OVER ON THIS POST ON THEIR OWN BLOG
IT IS A JOKE POST
CALM. EVERYONE CALM.
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some degree. Don’t be ashamed of something that’s normal!
Thank you for this post.
It was recently found that 98% of women have cellulite…which is a little higher than the percentage of women who develop breasts.
Cellulite is more common than breasts—so stop acting like it’s not natural.