Cute little marshmallows
there are three levels to tumblr friendships:
1. super nice messages
2. slightly wierd messages
3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”
can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000?
they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year
One of the towns I visited yesterday was stitchesnstones' town of scarlett. I love all the varied kinds of path used to lead me through the dreamland! It has a very natural look but is really well organised and there's so many fun things to do. My favourite place was the campfire area- I imagine it would be fun to watch the fireworks or meteor shower from there! :D
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
Pokemon Center Exclusive Game Boy Advance
Gurl knows what’s up
Never thought id reblog Miley but she’s on point.
I love you
did she really say this
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes